IT'S A TIE

Just when you thought si Ellen lang ang pagmumulan ng lahat ng sakuna sa Edsa, may gusto pa atang kumalaban.

Hay, you gotta have Faith nga naman!

It's the billboard to her Valentine show called "Faith Sings Sinatra". It's located along Edsa, just after you get on the Santolan fly-over.

My camera couldn't zoom in on the billboard well while I was driving. First, it was too far. Second, it was so small, it seemed like a huge poster, and not a billboard. And third, I couldn't get the camera to stop shaking 'coz I was laughing so hard.

So you understand I had to find the picture, and fortunately for us dear readers, Faith's blog is open to the public, and this image is her banner. Big mistake.

Di ko maintindihan ang picture as in. Para syang nasunog, na inaantok ang make-up artist nya, at mukhang nagkamali sya at nainom nya ang Botox! What the hell were they thinking?!

And that frock, goodness! Is that like some 5th grader or maid's uniform?

And the hair! Bakit parang 18th century ata ang interpretation nila kay Sinatra?

Tapos parang may sore eyes pa ata sya. Siguro feeling nung nag retouch nito, "Tangina pare, ang galing ko talaga mag-Photoshop! Iba talaga ako! Da bam ako pare!"

OMG! I just realized! Buo na ang pamilya!

Kelan kaya ang reunion?

KILL ME NOW

Ang buhay nga naman.

Kung kelan ka nananahimik, na walang ka-probleproblema, bigla kang gugulatin.

Pinalampas ko na nga 'tong mga album na linabas ni Teta eh. At least di sya kumanta. Intros lang and spoken words I think. But the songs were recorded by real singers. I even heard na most of the artists who worked on this album didn't know it was for Kris, kasi baka daw walang pumayag.

And why call it have her name on the CD kung di naman sya kumanta? The second one even says, "Kris Aquino's Brand New Album". Duh. Napaka misleading no. And as usual, madami na namang nagpaloko dito.

And if those weren't bad enough, here's the newest disgrace to hit the record bars:

Bleeeeech! Nakakadiri! Manila is terribly screwed up for supporting this hideous creature!

Tama bang ito ang sumalubong sa Valentine's Day? Dapat Halloween linabas ang CD na to!

Punyeta! BFF nga silang dalawa ni Teta! Di ko na kaya to as in.

Please lang, wag na kayo bumili nito. Si April Boy, Renz Verano at Mystika na lang, wag lang 'tong dalawang 'to!

You will all make the world a safer place if you do not buy this CD. And it will also show that you have excellent taste. And that you're not stupid.