Monday, February 16, 2009

SIRENINA

Never liked her and never will.

Unang una, hindi sya maganda. Mukha syang japayuki. Refer to picture above.

Baduy sya, walang taste. From her make-up, her hairstyle, and her outfits.

And lastly, at ito din ang pinaka-important, I hate her voice! Yaaaak!

Ang sakit sa tenga ng boses nya I swear. I mean sure fine, sina Regine at Sarah din naman eh biritera din, pero at least may K bumirit. Eh ito, nagpupumilit bumirit, di naman kagalingan. At hindi sya belter, ang nipis ng boses. Trying to birit lang, chamba naman lagi.

If not for her hit songs, she is nothing.

Remember that Nescafe jingle she recorded a few years back? Where she does this Mariah-like whistle at the end? Did you know that it took her longer to record the whistle than the whole song? Insider kwento yan.

I remember watching a concert at OnStage where she sang Through The Fire and tried to do the whistle at the end of the song, and nothing came out! As in parang namatay ung mic!

And how dare she touch classic songs like Foolish Heart and I Can't Make You Love Me, eh di naman nya nabibigyan ng katarungan! Have you heard her cover of Burn? Hay, I swear lahat ng mga daga sa bahay eh naglalabasan dahil sa kantang yan! Kaya sya tinawag na Soul Siren, kasi kasing tinis ng Sirena ang boses nya.

And get this, from what I heard, she's a coke addict. Maybe that's why her face is messed up. And hopefully her career will be too.

Watch this: