Sunday, December 17, 2006


I really gotta hand it to Mo Twister. He has a knack for losers. But this entry isn't about Mo. It's about Geneva and Rachel something.

For those of you who have no idea who these bimbos are, lemme clue you in. And mind you, these things I know about them are the same things I have known about them since like 10 years ago. Nothing exciting ever happens to them.

Geneva (the girl who looks like she works at Hooters), is a former member of the vocal group of yesteryear called Smokey Mountain. Other members were Jeffrey Hidalgo, Tony Lambino and Jason Coronel. They had hits such as Kailan and The Coconut Nut, under the tutelage of Maestro Ryan Cayabyab. Heck, the young Geneva can sing, if you call goat noise singing. Her vibratto sounds like a young goat, and that's her best asset.
Growing up, the group disappeared, but Geneva stayed on. Hooking up with Paco Arespacochaga, drummer of the group Introvoys, later on was also knocked up by Paco, and named their boy Heaven, after Introvoys' hit Line To Heaven. Baduy 'di ba? Walang imagination!

And you guessed it, that relationship went to nowhere, so with Geneva's new set of knockers, and a kid, she set her eyes on a new beau, KC Montero, and they have been together ever since (or KC has been with her breasts ever since). Now Geneva's career has gone to zero to non-existent. All she knows how to do is to sing covers of Shakira's Whenever Wherever. Shaking her floaters and booty on noontime tv shows, to pinoy audiences abroad, and maybe some barrio fiestas here and
Rachel Alejandro on the other hand is the daughter of then kilabot ng mga kolehiyala, Hadji Alejandro (ngayon, kulobot na sya). She has had hits such as Mr. Kupido, Kay Tagal, Nakapagtataka (a remake of her dad's hit, how predictable) and Paalam Na (originated from a break up letter in English from beau Dingdong Avanzado, who has a penchant for huge blimp bossoms, ended up with Jessa Zaragoza).

After that break-up and hit, Rachel is now a nobody. She now delivers health food with her sister.
These 2 are best friends. And now I know why. They are both career mishaps, and they are both silicone stuffed dumbheads. They were recently interviewed by Mo Twister in his show, Forbidden
Questions, and when asked which singer they consider overrated, they answered Regine Velasquez.

Teka lang ha. Regine, overrated? I mean hey, I'm not a huge Regine fan. I like her work. I think she's a wonderful, nice and very talented woman. Could her staying power, multi-platinum albums, sold out
concerts, box office hits, endorsements and fan base say anything more?

Kapal naman ng mukha nyong dalawang sabihin 'yan. Wala na nga kayong career, ang sama pa ng ugali nyo. Well, if para mag ingay lang eh why not 'di ba? Ganyan talaga kung wala ka ng maisip na paraan para mapansin.
You two had better look at yourselves in the mirror, deflate your ultra bloated egos (throw your mammaries in), and step down from the clouds.

One word: insecurity.
One more word: laos.

Monday, December 11, 2006


Jenn Cuneta is another Filipino we can be so proud of.
Her dance single, "Come Rain Come Shine" is burning the US airwaves and has entered Billboard's Dance Charts Top 10 since it's release. She has obviously followed Jocelyn Enriquez's success years back with "Do You Miss Me?" and "A Little Bit Of Ecstasy." You go girls!
'Come Rain Come Shine' by Keith Caulfield
The first thing you notice about Jenn Cuneta's buoyant 'Come Rain Come Shine' is that it heavily borrows from Wings' 'Silly Love Songs.'
It is a rare Paul McCartney-authorized sample, and the track takes full advantage of the song's springy disco-lite bassline and its unmistakable horn section.
The bubbly 'Come Rain Come Shine' is already a top 10 hit on the Hot Dance Radio Airplay chart and deserves to cross over to mainstream top 40 outlets looking for a sunny pop single.
Born in the Philippines, Jenn moved to the U.S. at a very young age. Jenn performed in numerous talent contests as a kid. She was set to appear on Star Search until her Dad, concerned about her schoolwork, forbid Jenn from continuing.
With tracks produced by Andy & The Lamboy, Jenn has had club dance and radio success with 'Spirit of Man' on Jellybean Records, (that also appeared on the 'Get Carter' soundtrack) as well as 'Potion' on Groovilicious Records and 'Now We are Free' on Tommy Boy Records.
In her native Philippines, Jenn released an album on Star Records and her single and video of 'Chip On My Shoulder' from that album can be seen on the Philippine-American TV channel, ABS-CBN.
Jenn has an incredible love for fashion and has incorporated that into her work. Jenn has held jobs with the fashion houses Armani and Ferragamo in New York.
'Come Rain, Come Shine' represents the first time that Paul McCartney has allowed a song of his ('Silly Love Songs') to be sampled for the dance-pop genre marketplace. Jenn's producers, Andy & the Lamboy, proudly share a co-writing credit with Sir Paul on this track.

It is also Star World's new bumber theme song, with Tata Young singing her own version.

For more if Jenn, check out

Saturday, December 09, 2006


Borgy Manotoc took Mo Twister's Hot Seat last week, I must say, "AMEN". Not an iota of pretentiousness here. Props Borg.

He got a perfect 40 for answering all of Mo's questions as truthfully as possible, and he also had some answers that sent me reaching for a tissue from laughing with tears.

Read on:

Borgy Manotoc scored perfect 40, meaning, he answered all of DJ Mo's forbidden questions-that might get him in trouble.

Maraming artistang aalma sa mga sagot ni Borgy Manotoc sa 40 Forbidden Questions portion sa radio show ni DJ Mo sa Magic 89.9 na "Good Times" last Wednesday morning, November 28.

The good news is that Borgy scored a perfect 40, meaning nasagot at sinagot niyang lahat ang katanungan sa kanya. Ang apo ng yumaong presidente ng Pilipinas na si Ferdinand Marcos at anak nina Congresswoman Imee Manotoc at former PBA coach Tommy Manotoc ang ikalawang guest celebrity na naka-perfect score sa said Wednesday segment ng show ni DJ sa Magic 89.9, after Manay Lolit Solis. Pumapangalawa sa kanila si Tim Yap na naka 39 out of 40.

The bad news, dahil sinagot niya nga ang lahat ng katanungan, naparakaming artista at celebrities ang nabanggit niya na tiyak na magka-cry foul in these following controversial questions:

Worst dressed celebrity? - Gwen Garci, parang stuck in the '80s, puro neon from head to foot.

Plastic celebrity? - KC Montero (no explanation)

Better in bed, Ornussa Cadness or Sara Meier? - Ornussa

Sasabihan niya ng 'Dude, admit it, you're gay' - Sam Milby (although he also mentioned Piolo Pascual and Lance Raymundo)

Person you won't work with anymore? - Christian Bautista (Christian was invited to an art show to receive or present an award with Borgy. Christian refused daw to go inside the place, just waited inside his car and just wanted someone to cue him kung siya na ang susunod na magri-receive or magpi-present. Medyo naartehan si Borgy sa kanya at nag-side comment pa na baka may ka-sex sa loob ng car kaya ayaw lumabas.)

Famous people you slept with? - Lana Asanin (nung 15 years old siya), Victoria London (forget it daw), Vina Morales (huhuntingin daw siya nito).

Celebrity who you think has gone under the knife? - Pops Fernandez

Celebrities na hindi niya napormahan dahil natameme siya - Ina Raymundo, MTV VJ Nadia Hutagalung, Angel Aquino.

Sa modeling business, Borgy answered the following questions:

Worst billboards? - Bench Understatement ads (yung mga may disco balls) and F&H (Polo Ravales).

Who in the modeling industry would you consider medyo kulang sa brains? - Luke Jickain (kasi daw one time sa isang party walang makausap na matino si Luke so in the end, ang kinausap na lang niya is a 12-year-old boy about computer games).

Model who doesn't look like one? - Robbie Mananquil.

May mga sagot din si Borgy sa mga political questions such as:

Worst Metro Manila cities - Quezon City and Manila

Worst experience with a politician - Joseph Estrada (excited pa naman daw siyang magpa-picture, pero lasing si Erap).

Worst celebrity politician - "My mom!" (joke), Cesar Montano (he joked about their bout sa mayoralty race kuno in Manila)

On sex and personal questions, Borgy has this to say:

Lost his virginity -14 years old with a girl na 16 years old.

How long is "yours" (penis size)? -An inch shorter than Troy Montero's (Troy answered 8" so 7" siya).

Weirdest place he had sex with someone - In a photo studio during a shoot in between costume change

Last time he masturbated - Yesterday (Tuesday) morning in the shower - a good thing to do waking up without his girlfriend around

Cheated on his girlfriend? - No (maraming callers ang hindi naniwala).

Threesome - "Yes, once, but I did not enjoy this."

Man crush? - John Hall (walang bahid ng kabadingan at hindi vain).