LIPGLOSS MY ASS

Utang na loob naman. Don't we have enough kabaduyan on pinoy TV already?

It's bad enough that TV 5 is trying to make a comeback (again), but along with this show?! Kadiri ah!

Friends, welcome Lipgloss. The third world interpretation of Gossip Girl.

Kinikilabutan ako as in. The whole cast are unknowns, except for Sam Concepcion (who looks so adorable by the way).

Ang nakakaloka pa dito, ung mga na-cast as mayaman in this show, ang barok mag english ah! Yaaaah! Not one of them is believable. Bakit wala silang mahanap na matinong artista? Malamang mababa ang TF.

As in, I can't even see anyone who has potential to be big in the cast. Aside from the bad styling, the bad voice over at the start of the clip, why the fuck is it called LipGloss? Since when did Chapstick and lipbalm become sosyal? Sana Sebo na lang diba? Or Golden Heart. Or Kanebo.

And the names ha, di ko kinakaya. Linden High? So sa Linden Suites lang pala sila nakatira.

At least there's a new show in town to bash. So thanks TV 5 for new trashy pinoy TV!

WHY GOD WHY?

Is anyone else out there as irritated as I am with this whole scarf trend that's going on?!

I don't get it.

Is this how everyone wants to look like? Like a homeless person? In na ba ang magmukhang rebelde o taong grasa?

Naloka din ako when this "trend" was just starting. Ang nag fefeeling na Puey Quinones had the gall to sell these at his shop at Podium for P800 each. Duh. Kapal ng mukha. Buti kung sya ang nag habi nun diba, di naman. And that was like last April lang. Fast forward to a week ago, I saw these things at SM Hypermart being sold at P88 each. Bwahahaha! Such a clear cut sign na laos na sya, at pang masa sya.

And buti sana kung ginagamit ng nasa lugar diba. Leche, eh tanghaling tapat, naka scarf?! Tumatawid ng kalye, naka tricycle at asa jeep, naka scarf pa din? Tumatagtak na ang pawis, paninindigan pa din ang scarf? Aba, eh di swak pala ang scarf na yan kasi pati ang odor mo eh mala Arabo din!

May mga nakita pa ako sa event recently, leche, naka long sleeves na button down shirt, ung isa naman naka-suit, naka scarf pa din? Argh! Wala ba kayong mga salamin?

I swear, kung pwede ko lang sakalin with their scarves ang bawat tao na nakikitaan ko nyan, I'd be in prison now.

So please, please. If you still wanna wear a scarf, stick with the classic ones, and not this sick one. Punyeta, eh pati nga si Roderick Paulate eh naka ganyan na din no! Hindi ba senyales yan na dapat ng iwasan ang trend na 'to?

Kill them, kill them all! Sunugin ang mga scarves na yan, isama nyo na ang mga nagsusuot!