Monday, February 18, 2008

IT'S A TIE

Just when you thought si Ellen lang ang pagmumulan ng lahat ng sakuna sa Edsa, may gusto pa atang kumalaban.

Hay, you gotta have Faith nga naman!

It's the billboard to her Valentine show called "Faith Sings Sinatra". It's located along Edsa, just after you get on the Santolan fly-over.

My camera couldn't zoom in on the billboard well while I was driving. First, it was too far. Second, it was so small, it seemed like a huge poster, and not a billboard. And third, I couldn't get the camera to stop shaking 'coz I was laughing so hard.

So you understand I had to find the picture, and fortunately for us dear readers, Faith's blog is open to the public, and this image is her banner. Big mistake.

Di ko maintindihan ang picture as in. Para syang nasunog, na inaantok ang make-up artist nya, at mukhang nagkamali sya at nainom nya ang Botox! What the hell were they thinking?!

And that frock, goodness! Is that like some 5th grader or maid's uniform?

And the hair! Bakit parang 18th century ata ang interpretation nila kay Sinatra?

Tapos parang may sore eyes pa ata sya. Siguro feeling nung nag retouch nito, "Tangina pare, ang galing ko talaga mag-Photoshop! Iba talaga ako! Da bam ako pare!"

OMG! I just realized! Buo na ang pamilya!
Kelan kaya ang reunion?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL! couldn't tell one from the other. or are all three one and the same?

Anonymous said...

hah!hah!hah!
once again, another entertaining post from your blog. your the best! i always look forward for your bashing wip everyday! have your heard? maglalabas din si gretchen barreto ng album! ang title naman ay "unexpected"! diyos ko patawarin nyo sya at wala syang alam sa kanyang pinaggagagawa! impluwensya na naman yan ni boy abunda! itaga mo sa bato susunod dyan si ruffa! kaya lalong naghihingalo ang pelikulang pilipino dahil sa mga pokpok na to! sana naman wag ding gumaya sila cristy fermin, tim yap, raymond gutierrez! dahil pag nakataon lalamunin nalang bigla ng pacific ocean ang pilipinas at tuluyan na itong mabubura sa mapa ng mundo!

Anonymous said...

you really shouldn't make fun of people's physical appearance. kung ang pangit ay ugali like kris aquino, go ahead, bash all you want. Kung laitin mo si Faith akala mo ang ganda mo. If hindi ka mukhang pang Ms. Universe, I think you better just shut up.

BASHING 101 said...

This is the second comment from someone who clearly didn't get my point in this post.

I never said Faith was ugly. I have actually met her, and I think she's very pleasant. What I'm bashing is the retouch work and the people responsible for that picture. Duh. You two wouldn't even recognize sarcasm if it shits on your face. Could you please stay away from my blog if you can't take it? go to disneyworld.com instead. Ignorami.

Creole said...
you really shouldn't make fun of people's physical appearance. kung ang pangit ay ugali like kris aquino, go ahead, bash all you want. Kung laitin mo si Faith akala mo ang ganda mo. If hindi ka mukhang pang Ms. Universe, I think you better just shut up.

Anonymous said...

This reader, too, can't glean any "making fun of physical appearance" in this entry. Cute naman sina Maui Taylor and Stuart Little noh...

Anonymous said...

who did her barbie doll make-up and what did she do with her old nose? she looks like she is made of plastic, including the new nose.

Anonymous said...

haha funny! go visit disneyworld.com instead! haha. reminds me of cofibean.blogspot.com. Are you by any chance acquaintances? He uses the same line on his blog too only he uses disneyland.com. Go visit his blog, he bashes on katutubos and orcs and stuff.

Anonymous said...

actually si pia guanio (in almost all of her angles), maaari ring isali sa "family" na ito hehehe. :)

Anonymous said...

isama na rin natin si pia guanio sa portrait

the confessions of a salesman said...

this is so funny!