Friday, September 12, 2008

PHONEY GONZAGA

Someone please explain to me, why this creature is so famous?
She's everywhere! She has endorsements, TV shows, concerts and albums! WTF?!
She's a bad host. Never enjoyed her in that newscrap Wazzup, Wazzup. That show sucked big time. Walang commercial value, and bobo na nga ang kabataan ngayon, lalo nyo pang pinapabobo dahil sa mga show na 'yan!
She's ugly. Iisa lang ang angle ng mukha, and kaya sya pinangalang Toni kasi mukha syang lalake!
She can't sing! Leche, have you heard her cover of Randy Crawford's "One Hello"? Fuck, kakairita ah! Para syang may sipon, na pinasakan ng socks sa bibig nung recording! It was so bad, I swear, she sounded like a bad Jessa Zaragoza. Someone should giver her vocal lessons. I hate her style! Parang ilong nya ang nagka album.
Diba galing lang sya from that Sprite TV ad with Piolo? Yun na yun? Yun na ang basis ng GMA7 para gawing artista 'tong drag queen na 'to?
Sobra ako irita sa kanya with this music video where she's playing an artista. Yaaak kadiri talaga. Feeling maganda. Laki kaya ng nguso nya. Eeeeewww. And iisa lang outfit nya sa video. Ka-cheapan ah. Can't you spring for new outfits honey? Cute pa naman the guy in the music video. Nasayang lang kay Toni.

And she's plastic ha. A friend of mine brought me to this presscon she had for this movie. Had to delete from my memory that day. My friend had to interview her, so when she sat down with us, my friend had to introduce us. After the introduction, I had to get something from my wallet. She said, "How nice naman your wallet." I was like "duh?"

First of all, I hate pa-cute talk from anyone. Secondly, my wallet is cute? It was a simple, rectangular, leather, tan colored, bill fold wallet I bought from HK. Do people even notice wallets? Sure if they're cute, or maybe if they had flashing lights or something. That's how I knew she was plastic. It was like saying, "Ang galing naman, you're wearing shoes!"

Haaay, I give her a few more years, and she's outta here. People are gonna realize that's she has nothing to offer. And then she'll try to go sexy. Maybe the men will take notice. But soon after that, they'll realize the name Toni doesn't really go with someone sexy, and she'll be shot down again. Her only chance to be popular again if she gets knocked up by someone like Erik Santos, Raymond Gutierrez or Boy Abunda. Then she'll try to be all sosyal and hang out with the likes of Ruffa, Gretchen and Kris, and the three girls will stay away from her because she pronounces it "HER-MEES" instead of "ER-MEZ".

And that'll be the end of her. Hopefully.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

very true! ive been waiting for you to bash people like her! hope you'll bash mariel rodriguez very soon! i hate her, she's worse than toni!

Anonymous said...

Can you add in your bashing ANNE CURTIS & BEA ALONZO please...

Anonymous said...

I agree. Mariel is it! If Toni is phony, Mariel is the quintessential phony. I can't stand her at all!

Regina said...

she's a good host, ok naman ang acting pag comedy, and about her singing... hindi nga pang award ang voice, but she can carry a tune, may karapatan naman syang magka album.

plastic lang dahil sa comment sa wallet? patweetums sya talaga kaya ganun.

hay naku insecure ka lang ata kay toni. get a life.

Anonymous said...

i hate toni...masyadong feeling

Anonymous said...

i agree! &yah,i also hope you include the "dyosa kuno" anne curtis. i super hate her!& mariel!& marian rivera!

Anonymous said...

Yes please bash Mariel! That girl is the quintessential Blair Waldorf knock-off and cheap plastic whore to boot.

Anonymous said...

Toni Gonzaga is overrated. Sabi nila magaling daw mag-host. Maybe kung ang basehan mo eh yung host na parang barado lang ang ilong. Tapos feeling virginal pa. Tipong press release nanligaw sa kaniya si Piolo, Sam and Lucky Manzano pero hindi niya binigyang-pansin. Ewan ko `nga kung bakit favorite ng channel 2 yan eh.

mi$cellenia said...

@Regina - a lot of people can carry a tune, but not all of them should be given an album. So si Toni, dapat hindi talaga nagka-album.

CT said...

mga ghels and bhoys i truly agree with this one. i sewww hate tony the poney, i mean phony. evertime i look at her as i see is her humongous panga - hello pang-boxing ka ba tony?

tama isama na rin si mariel na pinaka-blastic na tao sa sangka-showbizan.

yun lang pow.

Anonymous said...

I would have used "HUR-MEES," thinking that it refers to the Greek word.

Anonymous said...

Ok, she was nice and accommodating to you and your friend and this is how you reward her, by being so mean.
Other celebs won't even want to share air with non-celebs. Can't you just let her go with that wallet comment, after all its just an ice breaker. People tend to say silly things just to warm you up and start a conversation.
You don't get her popularity. I'll explain it to you. She is plain looking, she is ordinary, she is an underdog, she is just like you and me. Think Sharon, think Judy Anne, think Nora Aunor and all the other superstars before the gluthatione era.

Anonymous said...

Omygod, I soooo agree with this. You know the danger with trying to make this nobody a star? It redefines Filipino taste. Kung ito titiisin nating maging artista -- walang talent, walang dating, walang ganda, anong standard and na-set nating. AS it is, we're setting the bar TOO freaking LOW! And marketing this poor excuse for an actress/host/whatever is scraping the bottom of the barrel.
I would doubtless even cheer for no-talent pa-actress nobodies like Ann Curtis because at least she looks interesting. This toni-whats-her-face bores me to death.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why Toni has a lot of endorsements especially for clothes brands. There's something wrong with her eyes! Its only in the Philippines that we have a big star and endorser with funny eye problems!

marga said...

oh please, toni gonzaga. ang pangang tinubuan ng katawan

Anonymous said...

hay naku, tingin muna kayo sa salamin mga ineng...

Anonymous said...

OMG I agree 101%

Anonymous said...

@Regina, nananaginip kaba?o may hang over ka lang? wala kang taste kung ganun, baduy ka bagay kayo ni toni magsama isang walang talent at isang walang taste

Anonymous said...

oH Noo gRAbee NAmaN pO KAu

if i Know NAmaN INSECURE KA LANG SA BEAUTY nYA

DOnT be Lyk dat

she is only human being

people make mistakes

sabi nga dont judge if u dont know d person...

kilala mo lang naman sya dahil sa naririnig mOng baLita

buh d thing is d naman lahat ng mga sinabi nila ay totoo

ika nga talk syet ang iba

hmmm.....

Anonymous said...

Definitely agree with this blog. also i do agree with this comment.. "I don't understand why Toni has a lot of endorsements especially for clothes brands. There's something wrong with her eyes! Its only in the Philippines that we have a big star and endorser with funny eye problems!"

why her??? some actresses are far more better than her..

just a comment though.

RoxyBathory said...

hey! idagdag ninyo na rin na suplada siya sa personal... gaya rin ng comment ng ibang mga PEXers sa PEX.

anyway, lahat ng mga tv show na sinalihan niya ay.... FLOP!----noon pa siyang naulingang JINX eh. ETK, MRS... nabura lang iyan nung nag-PBB...then the rest is history. hindi umabante sa ratings ang CRAZY FOR YOU, MAGING SINO KA MAN 2... SHE'S A TOTAL JINX, and she ain't the real reason why PBB hits... anyway, PBB is another TV garbage, promoting NOT filipino values but self-flagellation, self-exploitation!

Anonymous said...

i was told that when she came here in the US..merong lawyers na tumulong sa kanya..kasama sa programme na magkakaroon ng presscon...well..she just arrived super late...at pagkatapos ng show..ditched the press...what a nice way to show her real self...walang utang na loob...haayyy..naakakwalang gana...

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm... di ako mag-aagree or disagree... pero sa nagpost neto... marahil may malaki kang inggit (crab mentality pede rin)... tingnan mo muna yung itsura mo, may talent ka rin ba? baka feelingera ka rin tulad ni Toni.. bash kayo ng bash, di muna tingnan ang sarili... napaka-low siguro ng self esteem mo... tapos ung pagset ng Norm kung sino dapat sikat? nakabased ba un sa nakararami... di ba may norm na para sa yo na di norm sa iba...

ang masasabi ko lng: EH BAKIT ANG PANGIT MO!!! HEHE