Monday, February 16, 2009

SIRENINA

Never liked her and never will.

Unang una, hindi sya maganda. Mukha syang japayuki. Refer to picture above.

Baduy sya, walang taste. From her make-up, her hairstyle, and her outfits.

And lastly, at ito din ang pinaka-important, I hate her voice! Yaaaak!

Ang sakit sa tenga ng boses nya I swear. I mean sure fine, sina Regine at Sarah din naman eh biritera din, pero at least may K bumirit. Eh ito, nagpupumilit bumirit, di naman kagalingan. At hindi sya belter, ang nipis ng boses. Trying to birit lang, chamba naman lagi.

If not for her hit songs, she is nothing.

Remember that Nescafe jingle she recorded a few years back? Where she does this Mariah-like whistle at the end? Did you know that it took her longer to record the whistle than the whole song? Insider kwento yan.

I remember watching a concert at OnStage where she sang Through The Fire and tried to do the whistle at the end of the song, and nothing came out! As in parang namatay ung mic!

And how dare she touch classic songs like Foolish Heart and I Can't Make You Love Me, eh di naman nya nabibigyan ng katarungan! Have you heard her cover of Burn? Hay, I swear lahat ng mga daga sa bahay eh naglalabasan dahil sa kantang yan! Kaya sya tinawag na Soul Siren, kasi kasing tinis ng Sirena ang boses nya.

And get this, from what I heard, she's a coke addict. Maybe that's why her face is messed up. And hopefully her career will be too.

Watch this:






9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello bashing! Tumpak na tumpak ka sa sinabi mo. Dati nag sobrang sikat yan ewan ko kung bakit. At pinartner pa dun sa isa pang pangit din na singer na kadiri talaga ang love team nila. Ewwww. Then nagka commercial pa sya na pinagkakaguluhan sya ng mga singers na lalake (na mga ewan din) yung cologne ba yun. Worst talaga. Worst. I still get goosebumps. Buti nga medyo nawala na sya ngayon eh at least di na ko sumasakit ang ulo sa mga trivias ng pagsikat nya.

To top it all, wala yata syang original na kanta puro cover. Di ba dapat nadedemanda na yang ganyan.

More power bashing! Naiinip ako araw araw sa pag aantay ng pag bbash mo! More power!

Anonymous said...

have you noticed, chuvaness and igan d'bayan are look-alike? maybe they were separated at birth too. put make up on igan and he can be mistaken as chuvas' doppelganger.

RoxyBathory said...

exactly. noon, itatapat sana siya kay kyla as another rnb princess. hindi niya kinaya si kyla since kyla GAVE more justice in Rnb than nina. kaya naghanap naman ng niche si nina,,, and that is doing renditions of the classics through the fire etc... well, hanggang birit lang siya, but kumpara kay kyla wala talaga siyang binatbat because kapag simpleng mode lang ang lamya talaga ni nina sobra! tawang-tawa talaga ako nung sa isang gag show ba iyon (quizon ave?) tapos kinanta niya yung part ng Dont Cha ng Pussycat Girls.... sheeeez man! makakatulog ka talaga sa lamya, walang bigat. I don't know why filipinos are so effin' stupid why they go gaga over nina. It's a good thing nalaos na siya no matter how she reverts herself back. tinaob na nga siya ni Sitti na kahit hindi certified biritera, masarap pakinggan ang boses ni Sitti. May bigat sa mga appropriate areas. May dating.

Also, isa ring bobo ay walang iba kundi si Cristy "the vermin ogress" Fermin. Todo-defend ang gurang na itechi sa mukhang undin na si nina to the point of bashing kyla as baduy and walang dating.

Okay, okrayin man ni Reggee Bonoan si Kyla na mahina sa pambansang awit during the manny pacquiao fight, at least she gave justice to the national anthem. Si Kyla existent pa rin, si nina wala!

Bago ko makalimutan, napakinggan ko ang performance nina Jay-R and Kyla ng "Laundromat" and the performance is goddamn perfect! Kaya kaya ni Nina iyan? Baka kulang pa!

Anonymous said...

Wow ma'am new look very refreshing colors.Sana na lang dalasan nyo ang pag bash kahit busy po kay dami kasing dapat i-bash and to be told to have their feet back on the ground.
Always waiting for new ones from you,take care and and don't let that fire dwindle...elmer

Anonymous said...

she actually looks like a gorilla to me.

Anonymous said...

I just want to comment on what you said about Nina being coke addict that's why her face is messed up. Her face is really messed up even if she doesn't drink Coke. and Coke doesn't mess up faces...

Anonymous said...

I don't agree with you...like Nina, wala ring K bumirit si Regina AND si Sarah Geronimo. Lalo na si Sarah. It's like hearing a cat sing.

Anonymous said...

pwede paki bash the ff:

1) Aling Dionisia P.
2) Edu Manzano as a game show host

Thnks! :)

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh. I have so many juicy details about nina. Personal, reliable & all true! Game? :p