Sunday, August 30, 2009

MARIEL RODRIGUEZ

I have some guy friends who go gaga over this girl. Bakit? Di ko talaga me-gets.

Unang-una, hindi sya maganda. Yung itchura nya, yung tipong mababangga mo sya sa mall, tapos mamumura mo kasi tatanga tanga sya, tapos yung friend mo sasabihin sa yo, "Sira ka, si Mariel yun!" Ikaw naman, "Sya yun? Bakit mukhang katulong?"

I don't get what the fuss is all about. I don't know where she came from. All I know is she's a host. That's it. She joined PBB ata, and is now hosting Wowowee, and is dating Zanjoe Marudo.

That's it. That's all she has to her name. And why the hell is ABS-CBN keeping her? Baka naman may jowa sya na ABS-CBN exec.

I see her host sa Wowowee, and naiirita ako sa kanya. Wala syang fashion sense. Minsan sobrang colorful ng suot nya, mukha syang sapin-sapin. Tapos minsan naman, hindi age appropriate suot nya. Feeling nya 18 years old sya. And she's not even a good host.

And I hate those contact lenses she uses. You know those uso ones, the ones that make your irises look bigger? Yung magmumukha kang anime? Iba effect sa kanya eh. Mukha syang lead sa The Grudge.

I've also seen her in that afternoon show, the title escapes me now. Di din sya marunong umarte.

And napansin nyo ba na wala ding ka-issue issue about her? Just goes to show how UNINTERESTING she really is. Ganon sya ka-boring, na di sya ginagawan ng intriga ng press.

Di din ako nagagandahan sa kanya. If you look closely, she looks like one of those she-males from Thailand. The really, really pretty ones.

If you ask me, hanggang ganyan nalang career nya. Unless mag-umpisa syang maghubad, ah eh, ibang usapan na yun. Marerealize ng mga tao na may talent pala sya sa pag halinghing at pagtirik ng mga mata.

I went to the ABS-CBN ball thing tonight at the Shang, and saw her there. Wala lang. Parang may nakaupong hangin sa tabi ni Zanjoe. Ang daming kumakausap kay Zanjoe, sa kanya wala. Well, yung waiter kinakausap sya. Kasi may pinapakuha syang food.

Actually, bagay pala sila ni Zanjoe, kasi isa pa yun na walang personality, as in. Parang may kausap ka din na baso pag kausap mo yun. Buti nga yung baso ma-sasatisfy yung thirst mo eh, si Zanjoe, pure eye candy. That's it.

6 comments:

shang_ai said...

LOL! akala ko pa naman MR stands for Mar Roxas dahil dun sa mga commercial niya ngayon... actually, may guess nako dun sa mga initials... try ko lang tingnan sa next enties mo kung tama yung hula ko.=))

XoXo said...

i don't like her too, not because she looks cheap and is a bad host with a very bad speaking voice (read squeaky) but because she has got to be the most plastic person on the face of the planet.

i distinctly remember her trying to grill this girl in PBB and mariel was saying things like "malalaman mo ang tunay na ugali ng tao pag lasing" but the girl didn't budge and didn't drink. then when it was mariel's turn to get drunk she cursed the girl and the girl's mother saying things like "bwakanang-ina yang virgin na yan!" which of course was caught on cam.

mariel is a bad host with a very bad heart. most plastic.

Anonymous said...

'kala ko si Marian Rivera.
Actually Mariel is pretty naman in person, she's even prettier without make-up. Yun nga lang hindi sya masyado stand-out compare to many ABS talents, kaya nga sya overdressed lagi, para mapansin. Mukha syang pretty colegiala but not artistahin, pang-campus lang beauty nya, yung tipong muse ng Section 5-Atis. Parang Isabel Oli or Kris Bernal.

"And why the hell is ABS-CBN keeping her? Baka naman may jowa sya na ABS-CBN exec."
Si Freddie Garcia is the father-in -law ng ate nya.

Anonymous said...

Akala ko naman Marian Rivera yung MR.. Haha!

TheMoviesofOurLife said...

She is pretty.

victor said...

I think ABS keeps her because so many people hate her. And like you said, THAT'S IT. :D