Monday, October 29, 2007

NO SUCH THING

My friends have been asking me why I haven't bashed Kris Aquino in my blog yet.

I told them I will, I just didn't have the time yet. Besides, I have better things to do.

Now that I found some time to do some severe tongue lashing, let's get it on.

I HATE KRIS AQUINO. As in. Yung tipong pag makasalubong ko sya sa labas, baka bigla ko na lang sya sampalin, or buhusan ng asido. Ganyan ko sya ka-hate.

Does she even have any good qualities? She's a bad host, a bad daughter, a bad actress, a disgrace to the country and her clan, a home wrecker, a terrible singer, a fashion victim (I have Ms. Kate Torralba to thank for that), she's not even funny, and she's not even pretty!

And how dare her to pull an Oprah Winfrey with her "K" magazine. Feeling mo no! As if everyone wants to know everything about her. Why buy the magazine when all you gotta do is turn on the TV?! She loves the attention, and everything is on TV for everyone to see.

I read this interview with John Lapuz, and he says he never bought a single laptop. All his laptops were hand me downs from Kris. Minsan daw, 1 month pa lang nagsawa na si Kris sa laptop nya, and nagpalit agad. Alam na natin ngayon kung bakit close si John kay Kris. I'm sure yan lang ang reason bakit madaming friends si Kris. I can't even imagine being friends with her. Baka mapatay ko lang sya.

I also heard that Korina Sanchez hates Kris too, and their show before, Kris and Korina, was all a big joke. I knew something was up. Korina wouldn't click with someone like Kris.

Kaya nga siguro nagka ganyan ang anak nyang si Joswa eh. Sira-ulo kasi ang nanay.

All those stories you've heard about her are true. That story about a mom and her pamangkins who went backstage to have a picture with her? How bratty and diva-ish she gets during shoots? How she's late for her tapings and never apologizes? Yes folks, she is a bitch. Sobrang sama ng ugali, na even Tita Cory cringes. And that's even understating it. You gotta find a whole new word for her breed.

Ever wonder why her cheeks are so red, na para na syang doll with a red circle on each cheek? Tanong nyo si Bambii Fuentes. Yan daw ang gusto ni Donya Kris, na magmukha syang manika. Eh bakit voodoo doll ang kinalabasan?

And just look at these endorsements: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kris_Aquino#Commercial_endorsements

Hindi ba dapat ang endorser yung hinahangaan at tinitingala? Someone you wanna be? Yung idol mo?

As if gumagamit sya ng San San, Whitekat, Kissa, Xando, Greenex, at Kiwi. I'm sure nung inalok sa kanya ang products na 'to, isang malakas na "Ano iyon?" ang tanong nya. And don't you just hated that San Miguel ad of hers with Derek Ramsay? The one where she's driving a sports car? Yaaaaak! Para namang na-disguise sya mabuti no. Eh bibig pa lang na parang na-stroke alam mo nang sya eh. And yung with Manny naman. Kris Aquino drinking Pale Pilsen? Perish the thought!

And now she has 2 inspirational albums out, and from what I heard, nag platinum daw yung unang volume?! Pu#$%*&na! Ang hirap na kaya magka platinum award nowadays! Not even Gary, Regine or Martin have had platinum albums in the recent past. Binaba na nga yung album count ng mga awards kasi mahirap ng ma-achieve. Anong kahibangan ito?

I even know of people who boycott all the products she endorses! Buti na lang at maka-Red Ribbon ako at hindi Goldilocks.

Nakakaawa actually si James Yap. I mean come on, sure he's not hot, but he's a baller, and to most women, that's hot enough. I'm sure madaming babae yan na kinakalantaran no. And I actually believe that woman who allegedly had sexual relations with him.

Paano ba naman, to be locked up in a house with Kris? To endure her irritating, whining, high pitched pathetic excuse for a voice? Papatuyuin ko na lang ang mga mata ko with a hair dryer. I'm sure under si James kay Kris no. Sa english pa lang, talo na si James eh. I don't think he'd get into any argument with her. "Yes" lang lagi ang sagot nya.

There must be a reason why James even married her in the first place. Is it the money? Grammar lessons? Maybe she's a fireball in bed. Maybe Kris's caterwauling actually gets him off.

And why is she still here? Why does she still continue to get these endorsements? Why do her CDs and magazine sell? Why does she still have shows? Because there is no such thing as bad press, and she knows this. She can manipulate the public in believing anything she says. You would think having STD would be the end of her, but no. It even upped her price.

She's such a piece of work, isn't she?

We live in such a twisted society. Where Ruffas, Gretchens, Kriss, Tims and Robbys reign supreme. Where an easy way out for most youngsters is modeling and joining PBB. Where it's cool to be seen in Embassy, and it's fashionable to wear Havaiannas. Where malls open the very next day after it gets bombed. Where it's cool to have braces and to be seen in society pages. Where complaining about racism is considered OA. Where people worship labels and designers. Where cars and cellphones dictate your place in society. That's why I don't and will never have kids here in Manila. I might have them here, but never raise them here.

I miss the old days when we appreciated the simpler things in life. Now the simpler things in life are clouded by things the media makes us believe we need. And we take the bait. Nagpapakagago naman ang mga tao. Now that's good marketing.

Try stripping yourself off of these things, you'll realize you didn't need them in the first place.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

have u seen her mcdo commercial?

thats the most stupid commercial of mcdo.

Anonymous said...

you're just sooo inggit... what are your endorsements?? if you wanna have simplier life go to the mountain... or better to the mars... hehehe..

BASHING 101 said...

Anonymous said...
you're just sooo inggit... what are your endorsements?? if you wanna have simplier life go to the mountain... or better to the mars... hehehe..

Sat Nov 03, 06:05:00 PM 2007

Are you Korean or something? Ever heard of a grammar book?

Anonymous said...

ok lang yan bash101 lahat naman ng mga ginagawa ni kris eh bumabalik sa kanya. itsura na lang nya eh malaking karma na. sinong maniniwala na shes happily married, fuck! matapos jumugjug ang asawa mo sa isang receptionist while your preggy at balikan mo pa. how stupid and crazy can you get? shes so fucking ugly and pointless. kahit ano pa ang iendorse nya eh hindi ako maniniwala. im sure sa kanya nag mana si josh na buwang.

marie said...

it's fashionable to wear Havaianas.
- me too, I was never a Havaianas fan. Some even stomp on Beach Walk or other local brands. Isipin nga nila na ang Havaianas na yan ay BEACH WALK ng Brazil.

Where it's cool to have braces
- I've had braces and it sure was hell. Ewan ko ba kung bakit ang tingin sa akin ng maraming tao eh cute. TANG INA. Mahirap kumain no!

Where cars and cellphones dictate your place in society.
- Amen sister. Hindi lang ang place in society, pati pagkatao mo, nasusukat na rin sa kung ano ang model ng cellphone mo.

Keep on Blogging. :)

Anonymous said...

I love embassy kaya... Well, I get in for free... I'll be hating it if I pay.

I love Havaianas kaya... Well, it's because I love anything Brasil from Capoeira to Samba.

Don't get me wrong darling, I love ukay-ukay, MRT, Fishball and whole sorts of cheap stuff as well. Don't judge everyone just because they look like a book, hahaha, but yeah you can judge Kris.

XOXO

chis mosa said...

nakalimutan mong banggitin si baby james...he looks like an alien!! i have a friend that works in a prod something...gumawa sila ng commercial with baby james and kris, tapos they had to take shots na hindi mashadong makikita si baby james kasi nga he looks so much of an alien. and laging pinapalabas ni kris na alagang alaga nya si baby james, hindi naman. lagi lang mga katulong ang nagaasikaso sa kanya.

bad said...

harhar. i sooo love your blog. as in major. anyways. you're effin right about today's twisted world. how i wish we could live the yesteryears. haaay. kudos!

Anonymous said...

actually.. hindi naman talaga STD yun ehhh... excuse nya lang yun.. lol as far as i remember may nakakita sa kanila ni joey na nagpunta sa MMC (correct me if im wrong..) unfortunately yung doctor na pinuntahan ni kris ehh kilala ng auntie ko... so to cut the story short.. she was pregnant.... nagpapunta sya dun para ipalaglag yung baby.. tskk.. :P very bad.... very very bad... lol

kris got crabbed said...

hmmm.. i think ur ryt about kris. i dont hate her naman. pero i dont like her either. haha. corny sya and amplastik nya. and kung napapansin mo, wenever na may guest sila ni boy sa boy and kris, hine head to foot nya yung guest nya na babae na maganda, example of which is si riza santos or kung cno man. tapos nambabara sya ng kausap nya. napak KNOW IT ALL nya. epal. kala mo kung cnong sikat. sumikat lng sya dahil sa tatay nya at nanay, controversial ang buhay nya. kaya sya sumikat.

at yes, i dont get why people of my age (teens) are crazy about this havaianas shit. sus naman noh, goma lang yun na mamahalin kasi inimport. punyemas. parang its everything is u have a pair of GOMANG sinelas na suot. no way. mukhang YAGIT!

i went to embassy like twice, sobrang hindi ko nagustuhan. ang sikip sikip nung tym na un. andaming mga SOCIAL CLIMBERS and nag sososyal sosyalang mga bata. nabwisit lng ako.

cheers to ur blog!

Anonymous said...

excuse me lang ,pero hindi naman tama na mangganyan ka ng tao,pabayaan mo nalang si kris, total may sarili naman tayong buhay,hayaan mo nalang sya total maski anong gawin niya hindi ka naman damay, kung kahihiyan ang gagawin niya, sa kanya lang naman yon, wag ka namang masyadong judgemental,at at sa tingin mo ba wala kang mga pagkakamaling nagawa,just like kris? meron naman di ba? kaya wag kang maki alam sa buhay ng iba, asikasuhon mo nalang buhay mo,ng may mabuting patotongohan ka!

Anonymous said...

hmmmm ewan ko huh, pero kung kamuka ko si kriss cguro tatanggapin ko basta basta matalino ata mayaman ako like her....laht naman ng galit kay Kris eh dala lang ng Inggit, lets face it mga Mare sino ba ang may ayaw ng buhay na meron si Kriss Aquino? diba?

Anonymous said...

its okay to hate kris, but, spare his sons,,they have nothing to do with their moms action.

Anonymous said...

i got some of ur views about kris.. i admire kris' bluntness though its past the borderline sometimes.. but i think ur too subjective and too judgemental.. sakto nga yung isa, pakilaman mo nalang sarili mo may patutunguhan ka pa.. its just that i think ur just envy or ur trying to compare her to some celeb u idolized by spilling out the negative things u see on her.. nyway, as long as she's not really hurting nyone, then lets not mind her business, lets see what good would it cost with some of her shows..

but... hmm... that'abortion' thing is intriguing me.. somehow, it may fit the hole of that past story..

Anonymous said...

Ulol ka! Gago!

Pakialam mo ba sa buhay ng iba!

At wag mong idamay ang anak niya wala kang karapatan.

Kung para sayo 'masama' ang ugali ni Kris, ano ka pa? You're so pathetic! Inggit ka lang sa kanya 'eh.


Have a life, bitch!